The Divine Miss M
An aspiring makeup artist, actress, singer, Russell Brand bitch, and BEARCUNT who tries to promote awareness of drugstore mascara and its ultimate suckage. I also can't resist Blake Shelton's "swagga".
grassaintgreenerontheotherside:
omg :’(
:[[[[ of course i will.
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(4 months ago)
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Human of The Year: I Don't Like You
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(5 months ago)You said that the more you know about someone, the less you will like them. You were right.
When you entered my life, you had all the bravado of stopping for a gallon of gas. I lit up a cigarette, not knowing or caring whether you smoked, or if you would disapprove. You sat across from me, one…
2 notes- Elias: I'll have you know I turn down chicks left and right.
- Randal: Your chicks are your left and right.
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